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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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