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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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