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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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