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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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