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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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