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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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