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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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