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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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