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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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