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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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