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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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