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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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