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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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