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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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