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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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