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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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