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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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