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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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