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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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