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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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