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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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