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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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