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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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