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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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