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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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