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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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