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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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