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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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