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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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