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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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