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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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