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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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