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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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