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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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