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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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