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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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