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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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