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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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