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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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