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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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