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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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