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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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