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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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