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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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