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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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