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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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