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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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