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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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