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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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