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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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