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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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