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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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