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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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