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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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