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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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