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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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