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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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