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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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