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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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