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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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