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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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