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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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