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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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